A moderately reputable reporter has just broken exciting news. There’s a hippo loose in Gulu town. Surely not!. The facebook replies are even better than the fake news post….

Mwaka Patrick: “Why waste time going to Anaka (the national park), for otwoo (bush meat), the delicacy is just at hand…ojone (Oh my goodness)”

Eric Ochaya: “wat if someone drunk some serious mixtures of abysnn during Quiz nyt n saw a cow as Hippo”

And the best one, from the original reporter Chwoo Willy

“WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE FIRST AND BELIEVE, DID YOU SEE JESUS?”

Brilliant